Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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