Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(972): View more from Texas

She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.

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(404): View more from Georgia

i think i'm in class. and blacked out.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!

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(214): View more from Texas

we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.

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(702): View more from Nevada

omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.

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(209): View more from California

I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.

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