Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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