He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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