Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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