ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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