The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
So squirting runs in the family.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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