I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
