Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
it glows. i had to have it.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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