does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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