I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
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That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
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It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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