talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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