I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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