are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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