So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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