i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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