I don't think brook has ever known best
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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