yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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