Jerry, you need to find god
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
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no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
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Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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