Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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