Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Say something about gay babies.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
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All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
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Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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