I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
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Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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