Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
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Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
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I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.