The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
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Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
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It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.