Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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