i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
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