yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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