chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
The best revenge is premature balding
Everything about him screamed your future.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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