David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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