Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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