Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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