Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
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