i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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