I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
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im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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