it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
My balls are so social today.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
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vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
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Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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