no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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