i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
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Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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