hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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