But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
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