I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
