HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
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woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Never joke about your clitoris.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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