I'm really into asian looking animals
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Randomize
