I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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