It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
You dont lie about slip and slides
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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