How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
cat food counts as protein by the way
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
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I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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