there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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