i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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