Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
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There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
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Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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