My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
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