so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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