I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
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Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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