I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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