White coat. Heels.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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