just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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