Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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